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The Man Who Had Beard Liquid

by Francis S. (age 7)

Once upon a time there was a man who never grew a beard. "I want a big beard," he said to his friend. "I want the biggest beard in the world. Everything I try, they won't work." His friend said "Have you got any beard liquid?" The man said no and slammed out of the house. He tried to find someone who had beard liquid. He went to liquid shops but they did not have any. He went to people's houses. He searched all over the city. He found no sign of beard liquid. But what he did not realise, he had some in his top drawer. When he realised he put it on. When his friend looked at the mountains the beard grew. When his friend looked back at him and saw the long beard he said "Holy S-word." The man had a long beard so he is Santa and that is why we get presents every December.

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