If I were in charge of the world

By Cheetah, age 8

If I were in charge of the world,
I’d cancel spinach,
Tang Soo Do,
Oatmeal,
Bedtime,
Homework, and also
Sadam Hussain.

If I were in charge of the world
There’d be world peace,
No guns, and
Brighter night lights.

If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn’t have school,
You wouldn’t have parents,
You wouldn’t have stress,
Or “Get off of me.”
You wouldn’t even have annoying sisters.

If I were in charge of the world
Every day would be no school,
Every dog would be trained,
And a person who sometimes forgets to wash,
And sometimes forgets to flush,
Would still be allowed to be in charge of the world.